Hungry hungry hippos, or:

Himoponomus need more food!

Good trade.

Ce braved her way across the treacherous kitchen to yoink my phone. But she gave me her Elmo phone so I wouldn't be without technology.

Dear Ruby:

You have a clean bum, you don't want to eat & it's the middle of the night. That means it is time to sleep! #wordstoliveby.